When I Was Young, I Was Caught In The Rye!

Thank you Mr. Salinger, your Holden Caulfield book taught my eighth-grade mind two very important lessons:

1) This world is full of too many phonies with their hands out, waiting to take everything you own (in my case, it isn’t much).

2) Some crazy idiots take shit too far (You know what I mean, Mark Chapman! You freaking imbecile!)

J.D., your words have helped many an awkward teenager find their own individual paths in life. Ok, you went the other way with that recluse thing, but you’re still cool to millions!

BTW: Please don’t ever let them make a Catcher in the Rye movie (those damn phonies don’t know how to do anything right)!

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