The Week in Review: Money Issues #57

Hey there everyone! What’s shaking/going down?

You getting your work all wrapped up for the week? Falling behind a little, but planning to catch up on Monday? Do you do too much work, for too little pay (I sure as hell hope not)? Or are you one of those lucky son-of-a-guns who hardly works, but get paid a s@#tload of dough anyways (I sure as hell hope not, again. Why else would you be reading my nutcase ramblings, I mean [I wasn’t trying to be a d@#k]? LOL)? In any case, I hope you’re planning something sweet for the weekend (this is what we wait for all work week long, after all. Am I right?) because that’s what life is really all about! Chilling out with the family, and having some good … no, great times outside of that sweatshop. Yea, sounds nice … can’t wait! How ‘bout you?

Well, here’s a little bit of the good stuff to get your day either started or finished (don’t blink now, but it’s almost Five O’ Clock somewhere!):

The weekly Standard: Pelosi: I Absolutely Support Putting Health-Care Bill Online for 72 Hours Before Vote. There you go, screwballs who think the world is coming to an end because poor people will now have a way to get help when they’re sick! Look closely for any “Death Panel” talk in there and get back to me if you find any (my guess: you won’t)!

The New York Times: New Michael Jackson Song To Be Released. You knew this was coming didn’t you? Tupac turned out like seventy “#1 on the charts” albums, after he died … so they went with this winning formula! I bet it’s actually a Janet Jackson song, but since she’s irrelevant after that Super Bowl display, they went ahead and credited Michael with this one! Just a guess … don’t get mad at me!

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP: Marilyn Manson Diagnosed with Swine Flu. Is that freak still around? Oh, I though he fell off the planet a long time ago … while attempting some form of asphyxiation … or some other crazy lunatic s@#t! Swine Flu? Ah come on … that’s too easy (that’s like a bad cold)! Who really dies from Swine Flu? One in a billion, maybe? Go big, or go home Manson — that’s what I say!

CanCult.ca: Newspapers are alive and well in Canada. Yea, only because stuffing a laptop under your clothes won’t keep you as warm! Seriously, I use to do this old trick in the winter all the time, and that was only in Pennsylvania … Canada’s winters are like that cold, squared! The poll should have required them to talk about an article they read … my bulls@#t meter is way up on this one!

We Should Be GMs: Brad Lidge Blows Saves for a Living. I couldn’t agree more with this article! Lidge sucks this year and needs to be benched … fast! I’m a life-long Phillies fan (31-years worth. I’m 36, by the way. Yea, I started young) and I’m calling it like I see it! This guy is going to blow our chances at that back-to-back World Series title for sure. Lidge meet Bench … Bench meet Lidge!

So, how was I this week (God that sounded like a really bad ending to a horrible interview! But anyways, how was I? LOL). Did I make you giggle a little? A lot (crap, it would almost be a miracle if that ever happened … as I’m not really that funny of a guy, in my opinion! Think of me as you wish, however!)? Seriously, you’re probably the coolest person I talked to all week, so why don’t you do me a solid and let me know if you think my s@#t stinks or not (ok, we all know that everyone’s s@#t stinks … I meant my ramblings, funny guy!) through my feedback section? This way I’ll be able to be get inside that mind of yours, and switch a few wires around so you’ll start doing my evil bidding, and by doing this to just enough people I’ll rule the world (just kidding … I’m no Kanye [BTW: That jerk’s a clown ... again, in my opinion])! Really … I’d love to know what you love to read, so that I can make “that” happen for you! Catch my drift? Cool!

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Well, I’ll see you back here on Monday … I’m going to relax, as previously mentioned inside my last set of parentheses. Well, enough of my jabber jawing, go out and have yourself a great weekend, and I’ll certainly do the same! See you later!