The Week in Review: Money Issues #54

“The Week in Review: Money Issues” is my weekly blog research on financial topics that define us as Americans, and shape the way we should do business.

To whomever made the coffee today: Damn you all to hell!

Man, I have been to the bathroom three times already! Oh, hey there … didn’t see you! How was your week so far? Busy? Yea, I know what you mean … this place has been a zoo all week long, and I’m finally getting everything wrapped up! Oh, that coffee thing I was talking about? Yea, someone brought in some Cuban coffee, and my Gringo ass can’t handle that stuff (even though it tastes pretty good)! I’ll stick to my morning blend thank you (note: if you think that I offended my Cuban friend, don’t! He’s laughing at me right now. “You’re a pain in my ass, Carlos! Cague Cabeza.” See, that’s how we roll around here)!

Well, onto the good stuff that I dug up for you this week … enjoy:

GATEWAY PUNDIT: MoveOn.org Thug Bites Off Protestor’s Finger At Obamacare Rally! Ok, the f@#ktards have officially showed up to voice their idiot opinions on the universal healthcare issue! Seriously, why don’t you kill each other the next time (this’ll weed out the extremists that we can certainly do without in this country)! Hey dumb asses … why don’t you let the media rile you up some more!

REAL CLEAR POLITICS: PA Sen Poll: Spector Still in the Lead. This Spector cat is killing ‘em … really, he can’t be beat! He was always an undercover Democrat, but now that he’s an actual one, the good people of Pennsylvania are standing up and taking notice! Here’s my prediction for the next race: landslide, for Arlen! Then Joe and Pat run home crying.

Vos Iz Neis?: $27 Million Jet Carrying New York Mayor Bloomberg Hit By Bird.  I love how they added how much the f@#king jet was worth! Who gives a s@#t about how much the plane cost … the fact is that a bird still struck it … with Mayor Bloomberg aboard. Can’t a bird hit a cheap plane (if there is such a thing). God, someone needs some more journalism courses (note: I’m pointing a finger at the writer of this POS article).

THE HOLLYWOD GOSSIP: Duggar Family Expecting 19^th Freaking Child! This family is absolutely freaking ridiculous! Man, I feel bad for that first kid … he must get like noooo attention, whatsoever! I mean come on people … you watching their stupid show made them want to have more kids, don’t you get that! Lady, condoms … please!!

five blogs before lunch: PEPSI HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO … Hey, I once found a half of a Newport pack in my Herr’s One Pounder, so I called and complained … two days later some a@#hole got on the line and tried to yell at me for trying to get one over on them (the nerve of this d@#k, I know)! So I say go for it Florida man, sue their asses for all of us who have had foreign s@#t in their food!

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Well, I’ll see you back here in a couple days … I’m going to go home, pop on the old boob tube, crack open a cold beer and relax like there ain’t no tomorrow! It’s been a busy week, and I need to get my head straight … need some “Me” time right now! Catch my drift? LOL. Well, have yourself a great weekend and I’ll try to do the same!