The Week in Review: Money Issues #53

Hello my fellow human beings on this large rock, three out from the sun!

How’s you fine Friday going? You guys goofing off over there? To be honest, I have been pounding out the goods all morning, but now it’s starting to slow down … I’m actually coming back into my office from a nice game of Corn Hole (or bean bag toss, or whatever else you call that game where you through a beanbag through a hole in a wooden plank) in the hallway! Don’t get me wrong, we’re not slackers over here, but it certainly does help you blow off steam when your mind is smoking!

Well, let’s move on to the good stuff, shall we? Here, for your enjoyment, is the best of the best that I could find for you this week … Enjoy:

The Insider: Senator Edward M. Kennedy Passes Away. Ok people, heads down for a moment of silent prayer … this guy was probably the one person in the Senate who actually gave a shit about his job! NO whining about the other side of the aisle, no pointing the finger, when a finger couldn’t be pointed! He wanted to help, and in a lot of ways he did! I can pretty much bet you that his ideas of universal healthcare will be set in place throughout this country pretty soon (that’s how this stuff works). Hey Ted, you will be missed!

GOSSIP CENTER: Anne Heche Bashes Ex On Letterman. What else is she going to say? Her career’s in the s@#ter (seriously … when was the last good movie that she was in [my personal answer in never, but that’s just me]) so she has to open her big mouth like she did way back when with Ellen (who by the way, is doing alright for herself)! This human virus is a phony to the tenth degree … if you really want to know the truth!

The New York Times: Rising Beer Prices Could Hint at Oligopoly. This is good news for me … I don’t drink s@#ty beer! For starters Budweiser brands tastes like @#$%, and anything from Miller is sure to make me go &#^% all night long! As long as Yuengling keeps their noses clean, I don’t think any real beer drinkers have anything to worry about! Have fun burning your bridges, AB and MC (you’re obviously steering your companies in the wrong direction)!

COVERAWARDS: Entertainment Weekly: Seinfeld Cast Reunion. This just means that the four of them have spent all of their moolah, and have since being typecast to the point that they can’t find any serious gigs … that’s all that means! I mean, did you ever see how many Porsches Seinfeld bought back in the days … those things get poor fuel economy, and gas is pretty expensive nowadays! Note: you won’t catch me dead watching this future POS!

NOTAS: Kate Called Police Because Jon Gosselin Wanted To Leave Kids To Go Drinking. Update: Jon calls cops because Kate Gosselin (or whatever her name is now … and why is she wearing a wedding ring again? To help her kids? Yea, right! More like to help her career [which is bringing in tons of free s@#t]). She is being a ruthless bitch again, who is only starved for attention! Kate, you made your bed (quite anally retentive, I should add here) so go freaking sleep in it! Jon … go get your drink on!

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Well, I’ll see you back here in a few days … I’m off to go do the stuff that I love to do over the weekends … things like watch my Phillies take on the other teams getting in our way to the World Series (this weekend: the stinking Braves) knocking back a few Yuenglings and hanging out with my wife and friends! Well, enough of the Who Ha — have yourself a nice weekend — I mean it … really!