The Week in Review: Money Issues #51

“The Week in Review: Money Issues” is my weekly blog research on financial topics that define us as Americans, and shape the way we should do business.

Hey guys … how’d your boss treat you this week?

Did you get in any trouble? Any fist fights? Closed door brawls? No? Ah, that’s too bad … that kind of crap will actually get you through the work week fast! Try it sometimes … just go up and grab Mark from Accounting by the scruff of his neck and scream this at him, “Hells no am I going to fill out an expense report for a three dollar and twenty cent tab! Now STOP asking!” Come on man, he’s got to do better than that — am I right? Hey guy, I was just kidding … wait a second … what are you doing? NOOOOOO …. Don’t let them see this review … it’s not my fault … delete, delete, delete!!! LOL.

No, I’m just kidding! Workplace violence is not a joking matter … he, he … Ok LOL … whatev! … so sue me! Well, here goes the best stuff I could find for you this week (I thought it was pretty good, but then again … I do have a sick sense of humor):

FANHOUSE: Michael Vick to Join Philadelphia Eagles. I know PETA’s going to jump all over my ass for saying this, but whatever … those guys are panty-wastes anyway … so without further ado, “Super Bowl XLIV is ours baby!” Ah, shut the hell up haters! The guy did his time! Give it a rest, wontcha?

THE HUFFINGTON POST: ‘Death To Obama’ Sign Holder Detained In Maryland. What rocks do these freaks crawl out of? Seriously … Kill Obama? Are you kidding me? Kill the guy that’s cleaning up the mess that Bush’s stupid, and very criminal, ass left for all of us to suffer through? Did he notice that gas isn’t five bucks a gallon lately? Or that Americans are going back to work … and the auto industry is being fixed? Now shut the f@#k up weirdo, and crawl back under that rock? Damn, that felt good!

LIVEJOURNAL: Michael Phelps Involved In Car Accident. Not determined, MON? I could only IMAGINE what could have caused this dreadful incident … was it the HALF BAKED natural food items that they were digesting? Did the cars both go UP IN SMOKE? I feel bad for them … were they DAZED AND CONFUSED? Is the car STILL SMOKING? Hey Subway, you better feed them … they have some killer munchies!

GALLEYCAT: Dick Cheney Memoir To Reveal “Heated Arguments” with George W. Bush. I’m pretty sure he’s going to “forget” to mention how he lied, spread propaganda, fibbed, told stories, perjured himself, and a million other creepy thing for the sake of his friends in the business world, in order for them to screw over the American middle class … which is now poorer than ever! This book should be burned, and Cheney (and Bush) should be behind bars! Just my 2 cents.

GATEWAY PUNDIT: Reid Joins Pelosi: Protesters Are “Evil-Mongers”. Hey, I take offense to those comments … I’m a German! Naw, just kidding, my grandpappies fought for this side! Plus, I heard Hitler smelled like goat cheese and clove cigarettes! And that he had a really weird porn collection … and that Eva Brown used to poop on his chest! That guy was nuts! Oh, it was just Reid and Pelosi saying this … aw they’re so old and cute … in that Assisted Living sort of way! Leave ‘em alone! LOL

Did I really get you in trouble? Doesn’t the head honcho know how much of a pain-in-the-ass Mark really is? Hey there … if I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? Really? LOL. You know, you’re probably the best person I talked to all week, so why don’t you do me a favor and let me know what you think about me and my kick ass site, MoneyRemix, through my feedback section? This way I’ll be able to be more of a friend than those guys who are just using you anyways — plus, I don’t give a rat’s ass about any freaking expense reports! Really … I’d love to know what you like to read, so that I can write it to you!

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Well, I’ll see you on Monday … I’m going to chill out with a few brewskis (not too many though, as I’m on a new diet … gotta get my fat ass back in shape! LOL). Well, enough of my nonsense, go out and have yourself a super weekend, and I’ll do the same! See ya!