The Week in Review: Money Issues #49

“The Week in Review: Money Issues” is my weekly blog research on financial topics that define us as Americans, and shape the way we should do business.

What a difference a week makes!

Last Friday I was tired as hell around this time, and now? Whew … I’m like a huge ball of energy! I have been writing non-stop over the last couple hours, pounding out my work way ahead of schedule (I love this new coffee blend that we got brewing all day long) and I don’t even feel like stopping (ok, I have to from time to time … I throw out the spelling and grammar errors on a pretty regular basis … and these need to be fixed, due to the fact that I’m a perfectionist! I know, I know … sucks to be me)! Plus, that coffee has to go somewhere … sometimes (I go like 15 times a day) …

Well, here goes the stuff you crave! If you could only see me now, I’d probably look like the squirrel on Over the Hedge to you (I don’t know if that’s funny or not … but it’s definitely true). Enjoy:

jennifermarohasy.com/blog: Organic Food not Nutritionally Better than Conventional. Damn it … so you’re saying that the $8 I’m spending on a pound of organic potatoes really isn’t worth it? Note: just kidding … no one could be that freaking dumb, could they (LOL)? Oh, they can? And they shop at Whole Foods Markets? Yea, that is pretty dumb!

UNITED LIBERTY: Americans support audit of the Fed. Hey Fed, does the thought of the average American being able to see into your dark world frighten you? Afraid we all might find something out? Why do you guys get to keep secrets? For National Security? Man, I can’t wait for the day that these questions are answered, seeing as how it smells like two-month-old fish, left out in the hot sun, over there? You know what I mean!

The New York Times: City Aids Homeless With One-Way Tickets Home. Yo … this is messed up! They’re actually paying poor people to get the hell out of town! I got a great idea though, which involves me (in some rags) this program, a “relative” in Paris and half off my round-trip airfare. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you?

Joe. My. God. : Sen. Chuck Schumer Introduces National Bill To Ban Texting While Driving. I’ll go out on a limb here and say that I happen to agree with this bill, even though it kind of infringes on some American’s (who happen to be New Jersey Douche bags, dumb ass 16-year old girls and millions of other idiots who should be watching the road instead of typing S@#T into their phones) rights! That is before Darwin’s Theory has a chance to sort them out, of course!

Mashable: Woman Sued for $50,000 Over A Tweet. Well great … now I have to go back through all of my tweets to make sure that I didn’t offend anyone! LOL. Actually, I don’t give a crap, because I speak nothing but the truth (with a little spice added in for good measures)! This country is screwed up … we’re too freaking sue-crazy! Oh s@#t … am I going to get sued for saying that? Oh, it’s the truth … never mind!

Did you enjoy what you just read? Did I bore you this week (be honest … it’s cool. I’d rather hang out with a hundred “No” men than one single “Yes” man)? Did I get under your skin (hey, be nice now) a tad bit — or perhaps a whole bunch? Honestly, if you have any comments or valuable information that you would like me to know or learn, please hit me with it through my feedback section. Then, you’ll be like everyone else who reads my weird ass rants and raves, because you’ll then have someone who genuinely listens to what you have to say (unlike those “buddies” of yours who are always saying “yea, yea … I heard you!” when you know damn well that they didn’t). Plus, this will also give me a chance to know what you like to read, so that I can write it for you!

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Well, I’ll see you back here on Monday … I’m almost done with my workload for the next two weeks, and “it’s” about to go down in less than a few hours (I can’t wait until I’m able to  replace “hours” with “seconds”. You know what I’m talking about, right?). Anyway, enough about me and what I go through in a day’s time — go have yourself a great weekend!