The Week in Review: Money Issues #44

“The Week in Review: Money Issues” is my weekly blog research on financial topics that define us as Americans, and shape the way we should do business.

Is it Friday already?

Man (used as an expressive noun. Not gender specific), these weeks have just been zooming by … I could have sworn we just got a new President and won the World Series last night! Well, this is my 44th review, and just like that other #44 (my man, BHO) I’m going to add a little extra flavor to the mix (oh, that’s why my last review was full of crap! LOL) and keep it coooool! Yea, I’m pretty happy with the way things are going in the White House lately, unlike the sheep who parrot whatever the media tells them to (Sorry, I won’t get into it here! It’s just sad though). Hey Barack: keep up the good work!

Well, now that I mixed politics and Friday chit-chat (my bad) here go the goodies (at least I think they are):

TechCrunch: Did Shaq Just Find Out He Was Traded On Twitter? This is hysterical! I can’t really add anything witty to this article, except this: you gotta’ watch those damn agents these days (they are soooo sneaky). Hey Shaq: Thanks for the follow (oh, you’re not following me? Whatever … have fun in Cleveland, and pack warm [it get’s mighty cold up there!])! Man, Twitter is evil (in a good way).

Rod 2.0: FOX “News” Identifies Disgraced GOP Gov. Sanford as “Democrat”. Hey, it’s not their fault … Fox News only hires dips@#ts, so why are you blaming them? Ever see their morning news show (I think it’s called, “Who Gives a Flying Turd?” or something like that)? Those guys are dimmer that a bag of broken light bulbs (and the chick has a pig nose)!

The Huffington Post: Ayatollah to Obama: Don’t Tell Me What To Do With My Fist. Oh, you didn’t read the sequel to this story? Well, here it goes (in a nutshell): Obama throws a solid right hook into this childish bastard’s face! Really … who talks like this anymore? Grow up Khamenei … and unclench your Go@#^mn fist already (loser)!

Sify movies: Perez Hilton apologizes to gay right groups over will.i.am outburst. What crap pile dig they dig this story out of? Perez Hilton calling someone a f**got is … (nah, it’s too easy. Forget what I was going to say for yucks!). Hey GLAAD: slow your roll … he bats for your team (LOL. Or not … sorry!)

THE INQUISITR: Japanese Humanoid Robot, Kobain, Walks, Talks, Crys (sic) and Laughs. After the interview, the creepy robot was overheard screaming at the top of its electric voice, “Why the hell did you bring me into this world? You greedy-ass people suck!” Then it ran into a closet, and faint cries could be heard amongst the loud banging!

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Well, I’ll see you back here on Monday … I’m almost done with my work, and I’m ready to go do some fun stuff! Hey, if you’re a Republican, I’m sorry for being a d@#k up there (I’m in the middle of the road somewhere myself) but I just wanted to let you know that I think Obama’s doing a great job so far (his team is so much better than Bush’s fear-mongering jerks ever were)! I didn’t want it to sound too political … that’s just who I am (I don’t hold much back … you’ll get to see this if you visit more often). Ok, I’ll catch you later — have yourself a great weekend!