The Week in Review: Money Issues #34

I could have sworn that I was living in Boca Raton …

Get this though: I got the Flyers home jersey on representing my team through the playoffs, I had a half- decent cheesesteak for lunch, and right now, at this very second, I’m chowing down on a cherry water Ice from Rita’s (who just started up some franchises down here [for those who don’t know, Rita’s is a Philadelphian tradition. Try it out when you make it over there … you’ll never eat ice cream again. Yea, it’s that good!]). Man, I’m getting home sick … are they done with winter yet up there [maybe I’ll take a little trip]!

Well, while I sit here and suffer, here goes the best of what I’ve got:

ORANGEPOWER.COM: Texas Governor says recession possible. Let’s see … Texas is home to both the pain-in-the-a#$ Dallas Cowboys and George W Bush. Umm yea, I am going to have to agree with Governor Perry … perhaps they should succeed.

BET.com: Kevin Garnett To Miss NBA Playoffs. Wwwwwhhhhaaaattt … he say? I really hate to wish any harm on anyone, and Kevin, I’m sorry for what I’m thinking, but my mind just keeps chipping away at my conscience. What is saying now, you ask? “Go Sixers. Let’s bring home the Big Trophy!!!!” Told you … I need help.

disinformation: Spam ‘produces 17m tons of CO2’. Since Boca Raton is both considered the “Spam Capitol of the World” and “God’s Waiting Room” for loudmouth, old New Yorkers, why should I be paying for electricity? Man, I hate this stupid city!

mental-floss: 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Somali Pirates. Before you run over to Careerbuilder (which is a huge joke, BTW – you ever get a job though them [yea, I thought not!]?) to sign up to be a pirate because they’re thriving in this economy, let me give you a little insider info: these maniacs are ape-s$#t scary, and you wouldn’t be qualified (ever kill someone? Yea, didn’t think so).

Bubba: North Carolina: Dominos workers charged in pranks. Another reason not to eat at Dominos (like I needed it – that place is a dump [in my humble opinion {I had to add this disclaimer. Those guys are sue-crazy}). Those two dingbats are both on the north-side of thirty … what are they still doing working in a fast-food kitchen (one guess, their idiots, judging by their antics)?

Are you living at least near where you grew up, or are you a million miles away like me? Wondering what the people from your high school are up to? Yea, I go through that “good old times” stuff just like everyone else, so if you thinking about them as well, why not tell me about it through my feedback section. This way you’ll see that you’re not alone in this vast universe, and it’ll give me a chance to make some more friends in the world, since we all feel like ants on top of mountains sometimes!

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Well, I’ll see you back here on Monday … I’m almost done with all my work, and I have to watch my team bounce back in Game Two tonight against Pittsburgh. Anyway, enough of my crazy, crazy life … oh man, Boyz II Men just came on the radio … AGGH … It’s the End of the Road … Man, that was my prom song. I’m out of here — have yourself a great weekend! Later dude.