How To Save Money While Being Mugged!
By Pete on Oct 1, 2008 in Featured, Life & Health | Post a comment
I grew up in the city, so I’m an authoritative figure on this subject!
For an example of the “proper” way to get robbed (while keeping most of the money you have on you) I’ll start small: So here I am in seventh grade when all of a sudden I develop a bully (I was always small, so it came with the territory). This jerk, Jermickey (I think I spelled his name right, who cares?) told me I had to give up my lunch money the next day or suffer the consequences (in his own way, with a bunch of grammatical errors). I then thanked my gene pool for cursing me with this problem, and then waited the 24-hour period, until “doomsday” …
If you’re caught in this predicament, there are certain things you must do to both ensure your safety, and make sure this a-hole doesn’t get everything from you. Below are those certain things — enjoy: Continued
