All Posts Tagged With: "media"

The leaders of the free world have a love for money that regular folks don’t even know about!

I don’t know if you know this or not, but very rich people and corporations are running the government, while the poor and middle-class (note: someone who makes $100,000/year is not rich in my opinion … keep this in mind for future reference) are just voters who send these same rich people to rule over them! The poor still believe in this whole fairy tale that only rich people should be allowed to sit on the chairs of power, and that they should be grateful that they are allowed to remain patriotic (what does that even mean … really?) and obey the orders passed down by those who had been sent to rule over the land.

These same politicians, who usually only side with the rich business class, exploit the positions and situations of the people who kill themselves working for their table scraps off the corporate plates. They’re pretty much making sure that the poor remain illiterate, unemployed, hungry, separated, and poverty-stricken because these people would otherwise have enough time to see what crimes are being committed against them in secrecy. All politicians (Republican, Democratic, Green Party … whatever) know that they are only in office because the majority of Americans are poor, ignorant people who are being bombarded with dull, mind-numbing s@#t like Reality TV, sports and phony Americans materialistic dreams (how else could these small groups of criminals still remain in control of this nation?)! Continued

Hey ladies … are you seriously going to let the designers tell you what’s sexy?

How in the hell would they know what type of women men like … they’re into other dudes! Here’s a secret, that’s actually not so secret in a man’s world (when none of you are around to hear how piggish we can really get): women who have the best curves (breasts, hips & booties) get the most attention from 98% of the straight male population (the other 2% will eventually get their turn on Chris Hansen’s To Catch A Predator … seriously). The phony belief that women should be super-skinny is a myth created by the ignorant people who don’t know what a real woman’s body should look like (those same gay designers and the greed-drenched media are confusing you for one purpose: pure profit).

Being curvy and having different plumbing are the two biggest differences between females and males (remember Health Class?)! So if a guy finds a girl who has no breasts, no butt, and no hips attractive; does this mean that he is also attracted to prepubescent males physically? The truth of the matter is that women are definitely meant to have lots of curves, and normal men, without any pent-up pedophilia, know this for a fact (note: we’re not the ones talking crap on how you look … that’s what shallow women and those 2% of sick men, who you shouldn’t give a rat’s ass about anyways, do for kicks). Continued

Take out your cell, and stare at it for a moment (not that hard, creepy guy). Bet it’s new, right?

Chances are also good that you bought it because it had more features than your old (old in the cell phone world = over a year) “crappy” (I’m using this word subjectively) phone. It probably has a camera attached to it, am I lying? And it more than likely has a bunch of “boring” (not subjective, more like collective) games to play when you get tired of living in the real world, am I mistaken (probably not)? The reason for all this unnecessary garbage: year by year, the cell phone manufacturers continue to pile on the oddball features, in the hopes that you’ll keep buying their wares, even though your current phone is working just fine!

I now pose this question (be serious about it for once, ok?): do you use all those new features? Or did you just buy that phone to show it off to all your buddies who care about such trivialities? Truth be told, I use my cell phone (which, by the way is two years old) exactly the same way I used a phone the first time I picked one up: to make and receive calls only (only exception: I throw in like 20 text messages a week for good measures). Most new features are lost on me, and if you look at the book that came with your phone, you will start to realize that a considerable chunk of your phone’s new features are lost on you, too. Continued

If you haven’t heard yet, we’re smack dab in the middle of a recession (smell the sarcasm?)!

It’s blaring all over the airwaves, and a bunch of people are making a lot of money off of scaring the living daylights out of you! First you have the media, who’s doing what they always do: turning mountains out of molehills! Then you have the financial system, whose making their money on both the highs and lows of this predicament. Then there’s the late stragglers: the scam artists and the regular folks with greedy dollars signs in their eyes, who got in late and which, coincidentally are unwittingly marking a beginning to the end of this downward cycle (good news for the rest of us: these late people always lose their shirts — always!).

For my part, I’m inviting everyone over, free of charge, to help celebrate the fact that Americans can endure anything, once they call out “Bulls$#t” to all those who Bulls$#t us! Before you enter though, why not pick up some of the following deals along the way? Continued

Obama, as we speak, is trying to come up with some solutions to get this country back on the right path!

Is he going to mess up along the way? Of course! Is there going to be many mountains to climb before this happens? My answer: most definitely! You see, for the last decade this nation has been living in a constant state of greed (note: I am not kidding about this — not one bit). The banks were tossing out poisonous mortgages to anyone who asked for one, regardless if these borrowers could make the future payments or not. This caused millions of house-flippers to come out of the woodwork and make money hand over fist on the cheap sly, quite literally!

Then there were those who rode the stock market for everything it had. They bought into the housing sector stocks when they were good, but that would only last so long until it burst. So just when you thought things couldn’t get any worst, the sick vultures named speculators found a way to once again screw this economy: through energy! And you remember that story quite well, don’t you ($4.50 a gallon for the cheap stuff. Man, I want to punch someone in the face real hard for that)? Continued