All Posts Tagged With: "Lies"

Here’s a fact: most advertisements are full of s@#t (some more than others [see pic])!

Whether it’s on TV in a 30-second spot in between your favorite show, or in the weekly circulars that are tucked inside of your Sunday newspaper, you almost have to know that some advertising company was paid big bucks to make you do or buy something that you wouldn’t do or buy otherwise (not with a clear mind I should clarify here). So my advice to you is this: take these lies with a grain of salt, while you quickly turn up your bulls@#t meter a few notches at the same time!

Throughout my short life, I’ve met plenty of people and companies who are full of absolute s@#t, AND plenty who are as sincere and genuine as they come. The tricky part then comes when this person or company insists they are one way (like wholesome and good for you) yet their actions depict them in an entirely different light. When this crap-talking session occurs, you’re nostrils should begin to flare up, and when they’re saying that they are a certain way, but nothing in their past reflects this claim then this would be the perfect time to walk away from this bulls@#t (I mean right now … while they’re trying hard to suck you in!). Continued

We just had a meeting with our new health insurance provider at work (to go over our new policies) and man was this freaking slickster horrible at his job (I think they get paid to be this bad … no, I’m pretty sure they do, come to think about it)!

When Jack (said slickster) opened his cocky-sounding pie-hole, out poured a ton of used car salesman tactics, which threw my bulls@#t meter into a frenzied tailspin (note: I have a high-quality one). Through the stench, he told us not to follow along in our booklets, because we might get CONFUSED (I’m not kidding) while he was speaking (truth: we’re pretty smart at my work … I bet we could have managed somehow. LOL). After his elemental “whatever that was”, it was time for a little Q&A, of which he had none of the A’s (I mean it … he was BAAD). Someone asked “Why is the E.R. deductible now $200, instead of $150 (that’s a 33% increase)?” and another questioned, “Why is the one plan only good in this state (another great question … followed by a sloppy half-a@#ed answer). At the end of this nonsense, I came to the realization that we wouldn’t be with these scam-artists long (note: they were a major provider … no fly-by night here) and then thought to myself, “Obama’s healthcare plan better pass through Congress, because this industry is certainly broken (the cause: greed … plain and simple)!” Continued

The leaders of the free world have a love for money that regular folks don’t even know about!

I don’t know if you know this or not, but very rich people and corporations are running the government, while the poor and middle-class (note: someone who makes $100,000/year is not rich in my opinion … keep this in mind for future reference) are just voters who send these same rich people to rule over them! The poor still believe in this whole fairy tale that only rich people should be allowed to sit on the chairs of power, and that they should be grateful that they are allowed to remain patriotic (what does that even mean … really?) and obey the orders passed down by those who had been sent to rule over the land.

These same politicians, who usually only side with the rich business class, exploit the positions and situations of the people who kill themselves working for their table scraps off the corporate plates. They’re pretty much making sure that the poor remain illiterate, unemployed, hungry, separated, and poverty-stricken because these people would otherwise have enough time to see what crimes are being committed against them in secrecy. All politicians (Republican, Democratic, Green Party … whatever) know that they are only in office because the majority of Americans are poor, ignorant people who are being bombarded with dull, mind-numbing s@#t like Reality TV, sports and phony Americans materialistic dreams (how else could these small groups of criminals still remain in control of this nation?)! Continued

Know how I can tell that this country is all kinds of screwed up?

Rush Limbaugh actually has people listening to his garbage, that’s how! This guy is a complete a-hole from the get-go: he’s abusive to minorities, but will always champion various special interest groups: multi-millionaires, bankers, owners of private planes and yachts, drug companies, etc. However, in a strange turn of events, these aren’t the kind of people who listen to this rich crackhead’s nasty spew of hatred — it’s actually the poor and ignorant (weird huh?)! What the hell America … why are we giving this guy airtime? Why am I talking about him right now? What makes this d@#k so damn special? I wanted answers to these questions, so I did a little research, and this is what I have discovered about this jerk-off (in my five-minute Google session [any longer and I would have hung myself. I’m not kidding]) … Continued

The Learning Channel: “Life Surprises” … Yea freaking right! Since when?

It’s more like, “Let’s find some untalented families (some of which are baby making machines) and give them a ‘reality (ughh … this word makes me vomit) show’ so the world can watch them do mundane things, while we fill the hour (or for those less-interesting media wh#@es: half an hour) with subliminal advertising!” Yes, that’s more like it!

Wanna hear something crazy? Most sane people can’t actually “learn” anything on this station … this is the “crazy” part! TLC is a cash-hungry business (plain and simple) and the viewer is the only one not making money off their promotional shenanigans (now don’t you feel suckered … that is, if you watch this crap I mean. Sorry smart people). Everyone who sells their soul to this godforsaken channel scores big time, financially speaking … whether it be the “talent” (I use this word very, very loosely) TLC itself, or the advertisers. It took a few years too long for most people to see this big picture, but anyone with half a brain can now realize that ratings and profits are all that TLC cares about— nothing else (and I mean nothing)!

Here’s my take on this den of thieves’ most popular ways to tug at your heartstrings, while they rake it in by the billions (note: I didn’t say millions!): Continued