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The Week in Review: Money Issues #63

The Week in Review: Money Issues” is my weekly blog research on financial topics that define us as Americans, and shape the way we should do business.

Congratulations 2009’s New York Yankees…

You truly showed this nation that you can win anything, if you throw enough money at the problem! Yea, kids all across this nation are learning a valuable lesson here … and another thing they’re learning is that people like A-rod and Pettitte can use performance enhancing drugs, but others like J.C. Romero can’t! Oh, and that his (A-roid’s) home runs don’t actually have to leave the park to count (paid off umpires? Probably)! Way to go, New York … buy the best players out there, for twice as much as any other team can afford (don’t worry about that salary cap thing … because Selig’s too much of a p@#*y to put one in place) and you’ll have a shot at winning another one next year! Oh yea, almost forgot … Go Phillies (too bad your heart wasn’t enough to overcome this monstrosity)!!! You looked great this year, regardless!

Ok, now on to the good stuff that I dug up for you (while I consume some more of these bitter pills): Continued

The Week in Review: Money Issues #59

The Week in Review: Money Issues” is my weekly blog research on financial topics that define us as Americans, and shape the way we should do business.

Woo hoo … here come the end of a very long week (and man, am I bushed)!

I have been working non-stop this week, and have barely had a chance to catch my breath for the last five days (ok nerd, I know that if I held my breath for that long then I wouldn’t be here today … and yes, I also know that my involuntary muscles wouldn’t allow that anyways [who didn’t know this? Sheesh]). All I’m trying to say, rather facetiously I might add, is that I was super busy this week! Ok, now get off my back (again, just joking with you). LOL (see?).

Alright, alright … here goes the good stuff that I have uncovered for you, my friend (who I can joke around with, like in that last paragraph (you were in on it, weren’t you. God, I hope so [if not, you probably think that I’m a big d@#k, and I wouldn’t want that … no sir, or ma’am]). Ok, enjoy: Continued

The Week in Review: Money Issues #55

The Week in Review: Money Issues” is my weekly blog research on financial topics that define us as Americans, and shape the way we should do business.

I’m about to make “it” happen …

What’s that you ask? Well, my work for the week is wrapped up a day early, and I have almost nothing to do for the next eight hours, if I stayed! Woo Hoo! Looks like someone will be jumping in the old car (I mean really old … my car’s a hunk of junk) and heading towards mi casa to kick off the weekend celebrations (by this, I mean a Phillies/Mets ballgame tonight, tomorrow and a double header on Saturday with an Eagles/Panthers game shown simultaneously at 1:00 pm! Sick, right? Ok, I guess not if you’re routing for another team … oh well). This is going to be sweet …

Now here goes the goodies, which I just cranked out way too early for you, my dear readers, this morning: Continued

The Week in Review: Money Issues #52

The Week in Review: Money Issues” is my weekly blog research on financial topics that define us as Americans, and shape the way we should do business.

You mean to tell me that I have been doing these reviews for a whole year now?

Man, this year just flew by, and here … on the dawn of my Money Issues anniversary … I’m tired as hell! You see, I couldn’t get to bed right away last night (the last time I looked at my alarm clock it read 1:34 am … sucks) because I was too pumped up by that outstanding win my Phightin’ Phils took away from the D-Back (we swept them, AND opened a gaping hole in our divisional lead at the same time … Woo Hoo!) and coincidentally, I got to see how badly A.J. Feeley still is for my Eagles in our preseason game against the Colts (God, I can’t wait until Vick takes the field in green, silver, white and black … ah, whatever PETA people). They served him up a nice ass-whooping last night … freaking bum!

Well anywho … here goes the good stuff that I had to run around and collect this morning, while not really knowing what’s going on in the real world yet (BTW: I had some amazing, “I’m richer than balls” dreams last night). Enjoy: Continued

The Week in Review: Money Issues #51

The Week in Review: Money Issues” is my weekly blog research on financial topics that define us as Americans, and shape the way we should do business.

Hey guys … how’d your boss treat you this week?

Did you get in any trouble? Any fist fights? Closed door brawls? No? Ah, that’s too bad … that kind of crap will actually get you through the work week fast! Try it sometimes … just go up and grab Mark from Accounting by the scruff of his neck and scream this at him, “Hells no am I going to fill out an expense report for a three dollar and twenty cent tab! Now STOP asking!” Come on man, he’s got to do better than that — am I right? Hey guy, I was just kidding … wait a second … what are you doing? NOOOOOO …. Don’t let them see this review … it’s not my fault … delete, delete, delete!!! LOL.

No, I’m just kidding! Workplace violence is not a joking matter … he, he … Ok LOL … whatev! … so sue me! Well, here goes the best stuff I could find for you this week (I thought it was pretty good, but then again … I do have a sick sense of humor): Continued