Sure, Sarah Palin’s a MILF, but …

I wouldn’t sleep with her for two reasons:

1) My fiancée would kick my ass.
2) She’s already in bed with the oil companies (despite all of the republican smokescreens)!

McCain, I get it … 18 million Hillary supporters can’t be wrong, and you’re just shaking things (our nation’s future) up.

As for my vote, however, I like my economy softly stirred in the right direction, so I don’t think I’m going to go with you guys this year — sorry. Oh Yea, Go Obama!

Side note: Hey Lieberman, you’re a traitor (damn flip-flopper).

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