Rush Limbaugh: Stupid Is As Stupid Claims!
By Pete on Jun 24, 2009 in Career, Entrepreneurs, Featured, Productivity
Know how I can tell that this country is all kinds of screwed up?
Rush Limbaugh actually has people listening to his garbage, that’s how! This guy is a complete a-hole from the get-go: he’s abusive to minorities, but will always champion various special interest groups: multi-millionaires, bankers, owners of private planes and yachts, drug companies, etc. However, in a strange turn of events, these aren’t the kind of people who listen to this rich crackhead’s nasty spew of hatred — it’s actually the poor and ignorant (weird huh?)! What the hell America … why are we giving this guy airtime? Why am I talking about him right now? What makes this d@#k so damn special? I wanted answers to these questions, so I did a little research, and this is what I have discovered about this jerk-off (in my five-minute Google session [any longer and I would have hung myself. I’m not kidding]) …
He will back a conservative cause, no matter how ridiculous it is, without thinking twice (or once even, in most cases). A few good examples of this are as followed: he claims that 1) global warming is a lie, 2) Michael J. Fox is hamming it up for the camera and his charity, 3) Donavan McNabb gets special favors because he’s black and 4) he hopes wholeheartedly that Obama screws up royally (again, because he’s black, or “Halfrican- American” in this d#$khead’s own words). Want to call in and teach him otherwise? Don’t bother, as all calls are pre-screened and no opposing viewpoints are allowed on the air. Whenever he does have guests, which isn’t too often (who’d want to ruin their career on this asinine “show”?) it’s usually an equally conservative hypocrite like Dick Cheney (who doesn’t give a s@#t about anything after he’s gotten away with Halliburton, murder and his lies that made his war-machine-building buddies richer than all hells. Seriously people, his first name is Dick — it was a sign).
For three hours daily, five days a week, Limbaugh weaves his biased opinion with a sense of sick humor, sarcasm, and a loudmouth voice that sounds accurate and authoritative (not outside the dumbass realm however) even if the “facts” he recites are most of the times really, really incorrect. He reaches white trash Americans, because he sounds just like one (even though he’s filthy stinking rich). His “working stiff” act gets quite old I’ve heard, as he complains about the wealthy elite who control America almost daily (note: his current contract pays him $45-million per year. Oh, he’s just one of the guy’s? Really? My ass he is). He once moronically said, “Why is it that whenever a corporation fires workers, it’s never speculated that the workers might have deserved it?” That’s you “regular” folks he’s shooting down right there (still want to call yourself a “Dittohead”?)!
Well, here goes my whole “douchebag” spiel (you ready for it?): Rush is a freaking douchebag (we all know this) has always been a douchebag bigot (this is what people are regularly saying about him. I only catch wind of his stupidity when it infiltrates the FM [read: real] airwaves) and will always continue to be a douchebag who’ll say anything and everything to rile up the idiot minions, who bow down to him. Apparently, on top of being a douchebag loudmouth, he’s also an anti-American douchebag. Hey douche, there is seriously nothing more unpatriotic than hoping your President fails (no matter what his skin-tone is, you prejudice a-hole) because that’s also hoping your country fails. My advice to the idiots who need someone to follow: quit giving this ignorant douchebag the time of day, turn off his one-sided show (you’re not learning anything but hatred anyways) ignore his ill-bred ass, and eventually he’ll fade away (and do this world a favor at the same time).
Before I get out of here, let me give you a summary of my “research”: Limbaugh is simply a far too right racist (read: fanatical ultra-conservative) whose views (if you want to call them that. You could replace this word with “stupidity” if you like) only reflect the ever-shrinking post-WWII attitudes of an aging, isolationist and misinformed segment of American society. Fortunately for both America and the rest of the world, his views will soon follow the fate of the dinosaurs and Beanie Babies (I can’t freaking wait. Good riddance to bad rubbage!).
If you still want to listen to this (fill in this blank with something super-insulting. It’ll feel good, I promise) don’t say that I didn’t warn you! If this is the case, and I seriously hope that it isn’t (for the sake of those you come in contact with) have fun with that whole “end of days” bulls#$t on a daily basis (cause that’s all you’ll get from this lying POS, draft-dodger)!
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On Jun 24, 2009, Michael said:
This would be a great debate if someone who actually supports Limbaugh would comment on this thread. Thanks for the interesting article.
On Jun 26, 2009, MP said:
So right you are. The idiots who listen and follow him (just like most republicans) are so stupid. Most of them are the ones the party has sold out (you know all those southern mills and factories) to “free markets” and outsoucing, yet their hatred of non-white-christians has them so blinded they buy all the trash spilled on the airwaves. It is really tragic. These are the people that would most benefit from a national health care policy but Rush & Hannity have them hook line & sinker. What a shame. Maybe you should have to take an IQ test before being given a voting card.
On Jun 27, 2009, chamay0 said:
This was a blast and I enjoyed it immensely. It was on point and stated the obvious. As far as I can see, the zombie-like sheep, in all their staggering ignorance, will continue to listen to King Pillbooza (Limbaugh) regardless of the simple fact that he is not really talking about them or to them; but, is diligently trying to motivate them with key words to react in a negative way.