Hummers Are For The Army And Posers!

The Hummer Company (LOL) is shutting its doors, due to low sales, and their target market isn’t happy about it!

Who drives these monstrous menaces to society, you ask? The answer:

1) Military personnel – who actually use them to keep their soldiers safe in the line of fire, while navigating over some very tough terrains (this is the truck’s intended purpose).

2) Middle aged posers – who 1) never served, 2) act like tough guys (but are really pansies), and/or 3) use this ugly thing as a status symbol, but are now changing to hybrids, because they’re the “it” thing to have now. These people change direction with a slight wind, I swear!

Thank you GM, you did us all a “solid”. Now keep this eyesore over in Iraq where it belongs!

BTW: Any merchandise with the Hummer logo on is “Made in China” garbage (stay away, this stuff is for the wannabes who can’t afford the truck).