Casting Call: Background Actors …
By Pete on Sep 27, 2008 in Productivity
Unless you’re part of SAG, I know you’re not getting paid enough! So, why don’t you do us all a favor, and perform these following subconscious techniques in the new crappy movies and shows coming out this fall:
1) Wear an Obama Shirt in those new Red State flicks (old examples: National Treasure, Jarhead, and Saving Private Ryan).
2) Pull out your empty pockets to show us how much they truly pay the people that make these overpaid (and never satisfied) actors look good!
3) For those with cars: write, “January 20th, 2009” in your back window’s dust (don’t worry, you can wash it off when this 8-year accident comes to an end)!
4) Throw up a peace sign (because this country needs a little bit of it right now)!
If you get caught, tell those far-too-lefties (who are only doing it for their careers) that better days are coming (if you’re correct, then those lame reality shows will have the final nail hammered into their coffin)!
After you’re done there, you better get back to your dishwashing “gig” (even though you just played a big CEO) or 8” by 8” dilapidated apartment (and practice being famous with the rats and neighborhood elderly)!
Note: Movies are made to keep us in a constant state of greed and jealousy (their formulas will never benefit the viewer. Fact)!
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